Just Free Stuff Daily Newsletter - February 27, 2014
Hello Everyone,
Here's your (not so) totally useless fact(s) of the day:
This one is kind of long, but I still love it. Thanks Wilma!
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose
will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to
the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
and someone always answers.
5. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have
to call for help.
6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will a
lways move faster than the one you are in now.
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it
will.
10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are
furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their
seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the
end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early,
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose
will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
3. Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to
the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal
and someone always answers.
5. Supermarket Law - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have
to call for help.
6. Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will a
lways move faster than the one you are in now.
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it
will.
10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
11. Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena - At any event, the people whose seats are
furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their
seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the
end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early,
never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of
the performance.
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will
have adjacent lockers.
14. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor; by
the time you get there you'll feel better... But don't make an appointment, and you'll
stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.
the performance.
12. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will
ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will
have adjacent lockers.
14. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor; by
the time you get there you'll feel better... But don't make an appointment, and you'll
stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the pediatrician.
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everything associated with their website. This is the first time it's
happened in the 7 years i've been with them.
So if the links didn't work, they do now. And that explains why this
newsletter went out around 7 am yesterday. But all is fine now...knock
on wood.
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The highest amount Gift Card you can request is $25.
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